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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 03:33

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So, the docs changed it to read

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Was the EU formed to hurt the US as Trump claims?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No go.

Another attempt resulted in ...

My grandmother deeded me her house before she passed last year. Her son still lives there refusing to move. What steps should I take to have him removed?

Thumbs down again.

Still no good.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

A rocket scientist wrestles with backlash over her Blue Origin flight - The Washington Post

Freaks and Cheeks

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Analysis & Anal Cysts

How did Neo defeat the architect at the end of The Matrix: Reloaded? Was it solely due to his belief in himself or were there other factors at play?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Unacceptable again!

Still no good

Threads is testing spoiler text, Zuckerberg says - TechCrunch

Just Forget it!

So they tried

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

This Electronic Device We All Toss Holds 450 Milligrams of 22-Carat Gold you never knew was there - Indian Defence Review

Minds and Behinds

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Catatonics & High Colonics

How come Trump is so weak in backing down from some tariffs?

Everyone loved it.

Nuts and Butts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why do I want to suck cock tonight?

Then came..

Hysterias & Posteriors

Archer Aviation Stock Tumbles: Here’s What This Investor Predicts Next - TipRanks

Loons and Moons

share office space ...

No, not a chance

Why do people see porn pics when they can watch porn videos instead?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Engineers bring Psyche's thrusters back online - theregister.com

Next, they tried...

No way

They put up a sign reading

What was the worst spanking you got growing up?